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Comic by Sinfest

Comic by Sinfest

How true is this? The public has basically been blackmailed into giving a gigantic sum of taxpayer money to the financial institutions that got us into this mess. And even though the $850 billion bill was massively unpopular, our representatives still went through with it, ignoring the pleas of the masses. The stock market still plummeted the day after and the Dow is now below 10,000. What is the money going to do, besides line the pockets of Bush’s family and friends? And have we heard the last of them? Not by a long shot. Get ready for a long and hard recession cause this money ain’t gonna do jack shit.

Secretly, This is How Business Really Works

This is hilarious and exactly how business works in real life:

Comic by Toothpaste For Dinner

Comic by Toothpaste For Dinner

And if anyone actually does piss on the contract even the slightest bit, then WHAM! they get slammed with a lawsuit.

Then its the lawyers turn to get into a pissing contest with each other while trying to avoid hitting the judge.

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If Ever in Doubt of Pursuing Your Dreams…

Regrets

Comic by xkcd

“In the end, what we regret most are the chances we never took.”

- Frasier Krane

“There’s only us. There’s only this. Forget regrets or life is yours to miss. No other hope. No other way. No day but today!”

- Jonathon Larson

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”

- Mark Twain

Carpe diem. Sieze the day. Always take risks. Always take chances. Sometimes the most incredible adventures begin when you venture out into the unknown. Do not live a life of regrets. Shoulda, Coulda, Woulda. Put it out of your mind and just do it.

The motto I try to live by: There is no future, there is no past. There’s only this moment and I’ll make it last.

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So That’s What Managers Do…

Heh, I stumbled upon this comic while I was surfing through Digg:

Don't forget the afternoon closed door naps

It’s hilarious cause often times it’s true. I know people on both ends of the spectrum: bosses that work harder than me and stay 12 hour shifts/work on the weekends AND also bosses that work much less than me but get paid heck of lot more than me. I guess sometimes that’s just the way the cookie crumbles. Hope one day I can become Dilbert’s boss, figuratively - I don’t want my underpants to not fit.

Comic is originally from Dilbert.com.

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If Google was Everything…

I wonder if that's how McCain did it

I give it ten more years before we welcome our new Google Overlords.

Comic is originally from ifyouseesomething.net.

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